My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
"The bracelet is infused with elements sourced from the highest and lowest points on Earth. The white ball, carrying water from Mt. Everest, and the black ball, holding mud from the Dead Sea, exist on opposite ends. A string of clear beads link the two, signifying that throughout life’s circular journey, your path is your own."
a young ghost discovers the outside world
I did this at a bus stop once. I missed my bus and the next one wasn’t supposed to come for another hour, so I had time to kill. A little girl walking with her mom said it looked like a throne for a flower princess.
killed flowers for nothing
those are dandelions they don’t have feelings physical or emotional there are quite literally billions of them and it made a little girl happy
calm the heck down
I just realized that Pokémon has succeeded Kingdom Hearts in popularity on FanFiction.Net.
An era has ended.
we shall rise agin
becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that
My 7-year-old daughter has killed spiders for me, and I am not ashamed of the fearsome warrior I am raising.
Maps // Yeah Yeah Yeahs
they don’t love you like I love you.
DO. NOT. DO. THIS.
Seriously, do not do this. In no manner of speaking should you do this.
That is a photo of a glow stick in a Mountain Dew bottle.
Baking soda and peroxide creates a corrosive, and adding it to a carbonated drink will cause it to explode. It eats through solid concrete.
DO NOT DO THIS.
left out all the annoying happy responses to give you this PSA
I might reblog this everyday for a month if it kills this horrible circulating image.
This is so perfect
marco was in snk for like 5 minutes before he died and his ambiguously gay relationship with jean is still more important to the fandom than historia and ymirs canon lesbianing
Kairi - The Bee Exterminator
- You either like Piper or you hate Piper.
- You either love Poussey or you love love Poussey.