shingocore:

mom and dad be like

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conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

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familyfriendlyurl:

13-15 - noob teen

16-17 - tru teen

18-19 - grampa teen

20: not a teen ,get out you old bastard

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

kingcheddarxvii:

callumbal:

Setsuko - Grave of the Fireflies (1988)

Love this movie. It’s just so calm and happy and relaxing. Whenever I’m having a bad I always watch this film and everything’s okay again

kingcheddarxvii:

callumbal:

Setsuko - Grave of the Fireflies (1988)

Love this movie. It’s just so calm and happy and relaxing. Whenever I’m having a bad I always watch this film and everything’s okay again

arkhamboundz:

If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand,it is love.

He tries. 

ampvee:

toasty-coconut:

thebittercherry:

toasty-coconut:

I see a lot of people talk about Skype since it’s probably one of the biggest instant messaging systems around the world. Though, I’m surprised more people don’t talk about QQ International?? They’re super similar…

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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Can’t tell if im actually prepared for this exam or if im just so in denial that my brain gave up.

peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

theme