fun fact! what’s commonly known as ‘period’ or ‘menstruation’ is actually monthly blood sacrifice to the gods so that they will bless the females with gifts of beauty and the knowledge of witchcraft which makes it easier to feed on and manipulate their source of energy aka the male soul
whoops truth is out guys
I think mine is broken I have not gotten more attractive and have collected 0 male souls
I am secretly 6 raccoons in a trenchcoat
I know how that feels, and its totally natural to feel that way. I wish I could help you, Carling. ;A;
Honestly right now just having someone tell me i’m not just totally full of myself for thinking this is more helpful than you know.
I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
Aaaaa I had such a good time tonight. How did I ever let Lauren out of my lifeee?
Although tonight also really opened my eyes about how many bad friendships I’ve allowed to continue.
u call me a loser?? ill have u know i can smoke 3 weeds in 2 minutes. thats 1.5wpm (weed per minute)